That mutha fucker....

So...I cant believe it but that crazy ex that couldnt remember my name got my name and number from a mutual friend on fb. And he called me. Asked me to hang out. When I told him no he flipped shit and told me he was gonna beat my husbands head in. Are you freakin kidding me? Dude...omg. and the whole conversation he was talking abiut how good he is in bed and how good looking he is. You italian mobster wanna be piece of shit....first of all: ive had better. Second of all, I HAVE better. And third, im scared of your penis. Not because its so large idk if I could handle it..but because im afraid of what I'll get from it. You were never the cleanest person. And not to mention your alcoholic ass has a bad fuckin attitude. There is nothing about you that makes me want you. And thebonly thing abiut you that makes me "quiver" is the disgust I get knowing at one point I slept with you. Ill chalk that one up to young stupid and rebellious. Im gonna have to give daddy ceedit on this one. He was totally right when he said you were a crazy alcoholic with violet tendencies. Didnt listen then..but im better than that now. So no thanks.

Damn I needed to vent. That mutha fuckrr.

Real girl

Just wanted to point out...I hate that prettu girls are all over the interner woth their hair done and makeup caked on and shit.....I am a real girl. Random as hell. And this is what I usually look like. The internet allows us to be exactly who we wanna be. Why be dumb and fake? We all know you dont look like that in the morning. And dressing up for a buncha strangers is kinda lame homes. ♡jfs.

Goodnight

More human than hu-man....

damn it, Had that song stuck in my noggin all day...(Rob Zombie is contemplating suicide that one of his listeners uses that word....)


Aaaany way... I got OOBER creatice this evening. I made doritos taco salads. MHM yup that's what I did. It seemed like a good plan. And it was. Epic.
Sorry, I had a moment. I am now watching trying to figure out when I'm gonna get this stupid android update already. It was supposedly released to AT&T users yesterday...But I get nothing :( I sad. I am also, clearly a nerd. I called at&t to ask when I could get it and the Tech support guy acted like I was asking about a flying fuggin car. Like I should know nothing about it, much less when it was released. Whatever dude, I know, I'm smarter than most cute females. Can't help it. Just tell me when I can get my shit! So, I still don't know, cause nerdy boy wouldn't tell. Asshole. Yeah, I am also working on a new software that would root my phone. I am TERRIFIED of bricking. No bueno. (don't get excited, that's all the non-english languages I know).

Yeah, my kid was being a total butt tonight too. It took til like 12:30 am to get his little toddler butt in the bed. I laid him down at 10:30pm, but he wasn't havin that shit. Normally, I can lay him down and put his blanket on him and turn on his little scout puppy and he will say night night and bye and PTFO. No such luck tonight. I think maybe he slept in too long this morning. I had to go out so I wasn't here til late. Wish people'd stick to the damn schedule. Jeez. He is such a good kid.... Just has his days like all of us I spose. I love him dearly. <3


I attempted to add a pic, but my laptop has decided to be an ass too. Tonight's just not my night dude. Eff this, Why aren't I in bed? It's 2:45am. And my foot just went to sleep.

OH SNAPPPP I forgot I had clothes in the washer... eww mildew stench. on that note, BRB.

SHEEESSSS BBBAAAACCCCKKKKK haha

So yeah, today I was at the DEPT OF LABOR (due to my recent face-off with management *see previous post to satisfy your curiosity*) and I ran into my ex, Mike. FROM 6 YEARS AGO!! I dated this boy when I was 16! Holy crap-o-la! Funniest part was, I recognized him immediately, he looked identical. (I don't think he's even bought new shoes since then.) So I went over and talked to him. We talked about all kinds of things from when we were together, my family, his family, me having a kid and being married and all, him still living with his mom and sister and unemployed since the job he had when I was with him....FUCKIN HILARITY!. It shocked me how much he remembered from that long ago.... It shocked me more that this fool COULDN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!!!!! really dude? And then ask for my number? Believe it or not, I couldn't find a pen... and my phone happened to die around that time too. AWWW SHUX guess I can't talk to you anymore.

Fuckin skeez. How the hell you gonna be talking to a chick about how much you were hurt by her leaving, how much you missed her, how you always think about her, and wish things had been different and BLAH BLAH BULLSHIT but you can't recall her name?! BITCH PLEASE. && the WORST part is, he actually thought I was interested in him still. No thanks man, I was 17 and easily enthused back in the day. My attention span is about as long as I recall the worm in your pants being, I don't have time for this. haha, I like that worm joke. I'mma use that one tomorrow. It'll be my insult of the day. K my little anon. stalkers, I am going to dream about your pretty faces :P Until next time... my advice to you is:



&NEVER forget...

My son...Is my friggin HERO

He is my super baby and I love him bunch.

Best e.v.e.r.

Re-Do (yup, I'mma commit to this b!tch)

Ok, so here's what's up. First, I would like to point out that the demonic child in the above video is the coolest kid ever for keeping a straight face and chasing dude outta the building. JFS.
moving on. I am a bored, broke, married mother of a psychotic toddler (whom I love with all my little heart). I have recently lost my job because I had an inappropriate demeanor at work. I totally called my boss a fat bulldog. not my brightest shining moment as far as careers go, but abso-fuggin-lutely worth seeing her face. She LEGIT looked just like UGA hahaha


On with the "about me" BS, I suppose it's necessary to let you all know, I have an AWFUL sense of humor, even worse mouth, and I am (as far as I know) the MOST opinionated person alive... possibly dead too, I'm not sure. Believe it of not, I have anxiety and depression "disorders". I'm not sure why they call them that though. I'd like to know what's considered "in order". Regardless, I don't take meds, so sometimes I get a little emotional. Don't judge me, just go with it. Speakin of, I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOUNG CHILDREN OR HIGHLY SENSITIVE PEOPLE READ/WATCH ANYTHING I POST ON HERE. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR LACK OF PARENTAL OR SELF-CONTROL!!! Just sayin, have to cover my ass.

Blown Away!!!

This is a friggin cover... wow. I was shocked. I'm pretty much addicted to this song right now. Just love the feel of it for some reason. Anyway, had a decent day today. Forgot my lunch this morning, but I had a salad... nothing bad. But I also forgot my bottled water and I don't do tap water, so I got my just reward when I tried to purchase a vending machine beverage. Dr.Pepper to be exact. I turned the knob, and the effin machine cut the can in half... literally. and in doing so jammed the stupid thing. Luckily I have a good friend who happens to hold the key to that magical box of goodness that injured me, and she let me get the next one and take back my .75 if i cleaned up the one that spilled all over the place....I di it. It's been a month and a hallf and I WORKED for a Dr.Pepper. I'm weak. On a not so pathetic note, I came home and played with my lil munchkin... Photos uploading as we speak. He looked so damncute today. I love the fall! jeans and hoodies are just effin adorable on my lil midget. I mean so are shorts and t-shirts, but he just looks so cuddly. I will upload soon. As of now, I am going to watch more pretty little liars, can't seem to get enough. And figure out what me and the little man are having for dinner. I'm thinking that corn salad (if it turned out well) will suffice. If not, I have no idea what's about to go down in my kitchen lol! I will update later, maybe. Idk. No promises. :)

Bless the fallen

On this day in my life.... It was a decent Tuesday. Work wasn't so bad, got a ride from a co-worker so no 2 hours wait. Went to the grocery store on the way home and tried a new recipe for corn salad, it has to sit overnight so no idea how it turned out. Guess that will have to wait to be discovered tomorrow. In the mean time I am going to crash on the couch alone, as my husband will be working overnight and I haven't seen him since 6 this morning while he was snoring in my ear. I have so far watched the first 7 episodes of Pretty little liars. Highly addictive. Done laundry and dishes from dinner. fairly productive for a working mom&wifey I do believe. I haven't gotten an update on my mamaw in TN. Trying to let her rest as much as possible, praying she gets better ASAP. But it is now 12:30 am and I need to get to bed. Goodnight bloggers.

Ugh...fml...it's monday

Yup, I rock Sugarcult. That's how I do.

And welcome to Monday! Monday started with a 7:30 wake up I was not prepared for. Ran out of sugar for my coffee, spilled said coffee on my shirt, got baby ready to go, got myself ready to go, was late to work, boss had a stack of papers for me waiting on my desk... I was greatful. Phone was ringing off the hook, computer was being slow, had 35 voicemails that had to be reviewed, noted, input into the computer, routed, notified, and followed-upon....not that anyone has a friggin clue what I am speaking of... but that's a shitty day for me. Oh yeah and then... due to my wreck, I had no car... my husband worked all morning starting at 2am, so he fell asleep approx. 30 minutes before I got off work... I was stranded. Luckily I have some nice co-workers, one of which drove me home like a 10 year old car pooling from soccer practice. Yeah... mini van and all.

After I finally got home though, I went to the store to get something for dinner. Had chicken parmesan. Decent for last minute. I checked on my granny in TN, cancer has spread...they couldn't get it all. she will be starting Chemo soon but she is doing well considering. Now that baby has had his bath and is in bed I need to get off my a$$ and clean the kitchen and take my laundry out..but instead I am blogging to no one and watching Family Guy. Stewie makes me smile.

:) See me smiling?! So anyway, I am very glad today is over. I have had enough Monday today to do me for the rest of my life. I have never had an issue with the whole Monday thing, today fixed that. I am a new believer in that whole TGIF thing. I need a Friday... now. But until I get off my butt and accomplish something Friday won't be worth a crud anyway.... soooo here I go.....

My motivational speech for the evening. :)

Got to be true to myself....

:) Evening. Idk whats up with that title honestly, I'm watching the broncos game... it was a song on a commercial...Moving on. Ok, so today I drove for the first time since the wreck on thrusday. Alone, of course, and not in my own car. I was actually a bit nervous. Weird. But I had to go to the store. I began, my version, of extreme couponing today and I ran out of paper in middle of my 200 coupon print-out. Office max is having a sale on computer paper BTW, 99cent a pack... Our office max in Acworth shut down, but wal-mart price matched it. Anyway, I am now sitting at the house being lazy, tired of doing dishes and laundry. Put down new carpet in Brandon Jr.'s room (that was irritating to say the least). But it looks nice now. Just got to get our HUGE bedroom suite here and we will be good I believe. Hopefully that will get done this weekend. I am going back to work tomorrow. Idk if I'm ready but I don't think I have a choice. But I am going to be back hardcore on my dieting. I have so far lost 5 pounds... And I refuse to enclose my current weight ATM. I'm not proud yet.:P Regardless I will be consistantly using my own plan in order to lose more weight. I want to be 30 pounds down by my birthday next year (8.20.2013) I wanna be all cutsie in my bikini HAHAHA. On a not so happy note, I found out this weekend that my grandmother has breast cancer. She is going to be having surgery tomorrow morning. If anyone actually does read this, please keep her in your thoughts and prayers. My family would fall apart without her. And we barely survive now. Ugh, I can't even think about it.... My cousin, Tyler, is expecting his first baby in January, a little boy! I am so excited I can't see straight. I cannot wait to see him! Ty will be such a good daddy and husband. And I have full faith in his g/f too! I know they love each other and are soooo happy about this. They are young, but fuggit. Ty grew up too fast, and she's kept up so far. (IDK much about her raising but I'm liking what I see lol). Aren't they friggin perfect?! Aww I can't stand it! My lil bubby is all growed up and in love!!!!

Welcome to my weekend...

Sooo... that's my song for the day :)

     Anyway, let's get this started! I am Ms. Waller, aka Codi. Yup, I'm a chick with a dude's name. And I'm cool with that. atm I am currently laying on my couch watching my son , Brandon Jr, run crazy around the house playing with my cell phone. He's adorable. Check the photo.

     So, recently, I started a new diet plan that I totally made up myself, but it seems to be working. I'm gonna try to keep up with all that on here as well as my daily life. I want to be able to look back on it one day, And the internet is one thing I know I won't lose. Wish me luck on the password haha.

    I'm gonna try couponing. I think it'd be fun and helpful since I am a 21 year old mother who isn't exactly rollin in the monies. Only thing is, I don't have a lot of time to do all that cutting and saving and remembering, so I'm gonna do most of them online. I know that Kroger has a system now where you can download your coupons directly to your plus card. ummm... THANK YOU. That makes me pretty happy. Now I have to find the coupons lol. I'm hoping I can save a lot of money this month, I just moved, and had a car wreck Thursday night. I had full coverage but a $750 deductible. Damn it, My pretty new car. I got a pic of that too...

After...

Not fun stuff at all! I actually had my son in the car with me, THANK GOD he wasn't hurt. Mama would'a killed someone! I am still sore on my left side (where we were hit), neck, and leg, and my husband was complaining that his head hurt yesterday, but seems to be over it today.  I don't think it was anything too serious. But I know it SUCKS in regards to my insurance cost that was already as much as my car payment...ugh. 

So... moving on. My plan for today is simple, play with my son, clean my house, finish laundry, and dishes, find and organize as many relevant coupons as I can, call and check on my grandma who just found out she has breast cancer:'(, and somehow convince myself to shave my legs. That's right, I went there. Deal with it. If that's too much for you, you should've left this blog a while ago... Just sayin. It's only gonna get worse. 

Ok, that's my bipolar rant for the time being. I am going to go feed my son some pancakes, with no syrup because I'd like to be able to walk on my floors again soon. Update later on how this plan works out

Later,

Codi